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new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
“Lettuce fuck.”I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
DON’T SHOW THIS SHIT TO MISHA COLLINS PLEASE.
NO WAIT PLEASE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LOVE HOW THERE’S A CATEGORY OF PEOPLE WHO THINK OF MISHA COLLINS UPON SEEING A CABBAGE BRA
Disney/Pixar’s redheads
haha I Love This
i love that simba is included
You’re still my favorite Quasi.
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someone finally has the perfect gif that fits the beat
this is so perfect im cry omg thank you
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I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.